Escape to Paradise: Tenuta Del Poggio Antico Awaits on Ischia!

Tenuta Del Poggio Antico Ischia Island Italy

Escape to Paradise: Tenuta Del Poggio Antico Awaits on Ischia!

Escape to Paradise: Tenuta Del Poggio Antico Awaits on Ischia! (My Honest, Messy, and Possibly Sincere Review)

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from Tenuta Del Poggio Antico on the glorious island of Ischia, and let me tell you, it's…well, it’s a lot. More than just a "hotel," it's a goddamn experience. And I'm gonna try, VERY HARD, to spill the tea (or, you know, the limoncello, which is much more appropriate on Ischia) on this place. SEO be damned, this is gonna be raw.

First Impressions & The Accessibility Angle (Because Let's Be Real, That's Important):

Getting THERE is the first hurdle, isn't it? The airport transfer was smooth (thank god, I'm a nervous flyer). They were right on time, which, for Italy, felt like a minor miracle. Accessibility is a mixed bag. They say they have facilities for disabled guests, and I saw an elevator (phew!). More details are needed to fully evaluate how effective they actually are, so I can’t give a definitive answer. Just check up front. The exterior corridor wasn't a problem and was scenic.

The First Impression - OH MY GOD, that view!

Honestly, the first thing that hit me wasn't some fancy amenity. It was the view. My own lungs did a dramatic take. I mean, Pool with a View they ain't joking . The whole darn island seemed to stretch out before me, the sea sparkling like a million diamonds and the sun blasting my face with warmth. I almost cried. My phone's camera couldn't capture it, which is a good thing, because it forced me to actually live the moment, right?

Rooms: Comfort and Tech (Don't Ask Me About the Bathroom Phone!):

Alright, let's get down to the nitty-gritty of my room. The Air Conditioning WORKED! (A major win in July.) They provide Complimentary tea and free bottled water, always a welcome touch. My room had Air conditioning, Blackout curtains (thank the heavens!), a desk, In-room safe box, a refrigerator, a satellite/cable channels, soundproofing, and, most importantly, a window that opens.

And some stuff I wasn't quite sure what to do with, like the Bathroom phone. Why do I need a phone in the bathroom? Who am I supposed to call? The ghost of Michelangelo? I found the Bathrobes lovely, though and the hair dryer powerful.

The free Wi-Fi was great, and I could even get online with my laptop in the room using the Internet Access - LAN. They provide In-room safe box, a refrigerator. Also, it had a Seating area – really nice after a long day of sunning and drinking.

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (A Deep Dive Into Guilt-Free Gluttony):

This is where things really get interesting. The restaurants are lovely, if a little formal for my taste. But the food? Oh. My. Sweet. Mother. of. Pasta. I practically inhaled my first plate of spaghetti alle vongole. The Western cuisine in restaurant and International cuisine in restaurant are fantastic. The A la carte in restaurant is top notch. The Vegetarian restaurant had me reconsidering my life choices (and making more room for greens!).

• Breakfast shenanigans: The Breakfast [buffet] was epic. Okay, I admit, I might have gone a little overboard. Asian breakfast was a nice touch too. But the real clincher? The Coffee/tea in restaurant. I had, like, five cappuccinos every morning, and I have zero regrets. They even offered Breakfast in room which was a great touch.

• Poolside Party: There's a Poolside bar. Need I say more? They make a mean Aperol Spritz (and they don't skimp on the Prosecco!). A Snack bar is there to satiate hunger pangs. The Poolside bar is the perfect place to lounge and watch the world go by - I never want to leave this place!

• Dietary Needs: They have Alternative meal arrangement. If you've got a dietary need, just let them know, and they’ll take care of you.

• The Tableware Situation: I was impressed by the measures in place. Every time I was served, all the Sanitized kitchen and tableware items were super clean.

Relaxation, the Spa, and Things to Do (Spa Day? Yes, Please!):

Okay, so, I made a beeline for the Spa/sauna. And let me tell you, the sauna was hot, the Steamroom was steamy, and the whole experience was exactly what I needed. They also boast a Gym/fitness center, with a Fitness center. I’m not a huge gym person, but I did appreciate the option.

• Massages and More: I had a massage. Heavenly. Absolutely heavenly. They offer Body scrub and Body wrap, too, but I just wasn’t feeling that adventurous (maybe next time!). The Foot bath will rejuvenate your feet after a day of island exploration.

• Swimming Pool: The Outdoor kind: The Swimming pool [outdoor] is divine, with that aforementioned view stretching out for ages. The Pool with view is more than you can imagine, truly a sight.

Cleanliness, Safety, and the COVID-19 Circus:

Look, let’s be real: The world is a bit of a mess right now. I was super anxious about hygiene. And Tenuta Del Poggio Antico… they did a pretty good job. I saw Anti-viral cleaning products being used, Daily disinfection in common areas, and staff trained in safety protocol. They do Rooms sanitized between stays. They even have cashless payment service to minimize contact. Although, I think they were being over-zealous. Maybe a little less cleaning, and a little more…chill? Just kidding!

• Dining Safety The Safe dining setup was also reassuring.
• Hygiene: They do have Hygiene certification.
• Staff Safety: Staff had mask and gloves.
• Physical Safety: The Hand sanitizer was there.

Services, Conveniences, and the Bits and Bobs (The Little Things That Matter):

Okay, this is where they truly shine.

• The Staff: The staff were genuinely lovely. The concierge was super helpful with recommendations, the front desk was always accessible.

• Shopping and Essentials: A convenience store is located in the hotel.

• Other Stuff: They have a gift/souvenir shop, a luggage storage, a laundry service, and even daily housekeeping. A doorman is always there to greet you.

• For the Business Traveler They do have Meeting/banquet facilities, and can host Seminars.

For the Kids (And the Kid in Me):

Though I didn't travel with any young ones, I saw Family/child friendly options. They offer a Babysitting service, and Kids facilities of some kind.

Getting Around (Because You'll Want To):

• Car Parking: They have a Car park [free of charge] which is always a bonus.
• Airport Transportation Smooth airport transfer.
• Taxi They also offer Taxi service.

My Verdict (The Unvarnished Truth):

Look, Tenuta Del Poggio Antico isn't perfect. But it's pretty damn close. It has a perfect view. The food is incredible, the staff are lovely, and you'll never want to leave. The location is breathtaking and the service is attentive.

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• A complimentary bottle of local Ischian wine on arrival. (Because, wine.)
• A free upgrade to a room with a balcony (subject to availability). (More view! More wine-sipping space!)
• A 20% discount on any spa treatment. (Because you deserve it!)

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Tenuta Del Poggio Antico Ischia Island Italy

Okay, buckle up Buttercup, because this itinerary for Tenuta del Poggio Antico, on Ischia, Italy, is about to get REAL messy and… well, hopefully, fun. Because let's face it, perfect itineraries are BORING. And if I'm honest, I'm already feeling the jet lag just thinking about it.

ISCHIA CHAOS: A Tenuta del Poggio Antico Adventure (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Limoncello)

Day 1: Arrival and the Glorious, Glorious Unknown

• Morning (ish): Arrive at Naples Airport (NAP). Okay, so… here's a pro-tip: expect things to go slightly sideways at any Italian airport. We're talking delayed baggage (praying mine doesn't get lost this time!), chaotic taxi lines, and the distinct aroma of espresso and impending doom. Just breathe. Channel your inner Sophia Loren. Okay, maybe not quite Sophia Loren, but you get the idea.

• Transportation to Ischia: Ferry to Ischia Porto. This is where the magic should begin. Supposedly. The view from the ferry is supposed to be stunning. They say you'll see the island emerge. What is it like to see a place come into view? I hope I feel some type of way about it. My emotional state is always a bit of a gamble. Crossing my fingers.

• Afternoon: Navigating to Poggio Antico: After the ferry, it's a taxi ride to Tenuta del Poggio Antico. Pray for a friendly driver. Pray for any driver who speaks English. Pray they know how to find it! I've heard the roads in Ischia are… spirited.

• Late Afternoon/Evening: Arrival &… OH MY GOD, THE VIEW. Check into Tenuta del Poggio Antico. I've seen the pictures, but honestly, I doubt anything can fully prepare you for a place like this. Remember, I'm just hoping for a "nice room", but oh my god. This is so much more. Honestly, you'd think it'd get old, right? But no. When you look out the window and the sight of the sea has you a little overwhelmed, and you can't help but tear up? Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for.

  • Important Note: Immediately locate the balcony and crack open a bottle of local wine. This is essential. This is research. This is… therapy.

• Dinner: Restaurant recommendation: Probably try the Tenuta's Restaurant. I've only read reviews online, which are always a gamble, but the pictures online are amazing. I've heard they do seafood wonderfully. I hope the wine list has some interesting things.

Day 2: Pompeii Maybe? Or Just, You Know, Ischia?

• Morning (ish - or whenever I finally wake up after that wine):
  • Option A: The Responsible Tourist option: Day trip to Pompeii and Herculaneum. This involves a VERY early start and battling the crowds. Let's be honest, it has the potential for great history. However…
  • Option B: The Sensible Tourist option: Spend the morning exploring the grounds of Poggio Antico. Seriously, from the pictures: there are gardens, there's the pool, there's the view… Why would I want to leave?! Have breakfast on the terrace, wander around, pet the resident cat (if there is one, I'm already planning the cat-related content for my Instagram!) and generally soak it all in.
• Lunch: Lunch, or, How I Will Attempt to Eat Like a Human Being after the Previous Night's Wine. Likely at a casual cafe in the nearby town. I'll write about it in the moment, but I'm just hoping for a small snack before a nap.
• Afternoon: The Thermal Baths of Negombo: Okay, this is something I'm REALLY excited about. Apparently, Negombo is this stunning spa complex with natural thermal baths and pools. And the setting? Right on the beach. I was reading the reviews online, and a few people mentioned the smells, good and bad. That it can be overwhelming. But I don't care. I need this. Deeply. I'm picturing myself floating in the warm water, staring at the sea, and forgetting the world exists.
• Evening: Wandering Through Sant'Angelo: Time for a stroll through the charming, picture-perfect village of Sant'Angelo. Grab a gelato, window shop, and soak up the atmosphere. Let's hope it's not as crowded as I've read online… It's supposed to be all cobblestone streets and pastel buildings. I can feel the Instagram feed possibilities already.
• Dinner: Back to the Tenuta or at Sant'Angelo. I'll evaluate my energy levels. Hopefully, there's a cute Trattoria in Sant'Angelo.

Day 3: The Sea, the Sun, and the Questionable Decisions

• Morning: Beach Bliss (and Possible Panic): Beach day! I've heard the beaches in Ischia are beautiful. I will pick one that suits my mood… the kind with umbrellas and sunbeds. I do get a little freaked out by the sea sometimes, so this is a must. I'm picturing myself attempting a sunbath, and instantly regretting it. Sunscreen, people, sunscreen!
• Lunch: Beachside snack, obviously. Pizza? Seafood? Perhaps I will try all of the above.
• Afternoon: Boat Trip (and the Potential for Disaster): I'm half considering a boat trip around the island. I've seen pictures of grottoes and hidden beaches. The problem? I get seasick. Pray for me. Seriously. Pray. If I survive, I'll have some amazing stories (and potentially some very unflattering photos). The stories will be worth it…right?
• Evening: Cooking Class (or, the Utter Humiliation of My Culinary Skills): Tenuta often offers cooking classes. I love to eat. But can I cook? That is the question. I'm anticipating a lot of laughter, potential kitchen disasters, and the possibility of burning down the entire place. But hey, that's part of the adventure, right?
• Dinner: Enjoy the fruits (and vegetables) of my labor. (My "labor" being mostly tasting and hoping for the best).

Day 4: The Pursuit of Happiness (and Finding the Perfect Limoncello)

• Morning: Mount Epomeo Hike (Maybe): Okay, so this is a HUGE "maybe." Climbing Mount Epomeo offers panoramic views. Sounds amazing. However, it also involves a hike. And I am, let's just say, not the most outdoorsy person. We'll see how I'm feeling after the cooking class/potential kitchen fire. I will make a call. Maybe I'll bribe the guide.
• Lunch: If I survive the hike, I will deserve a massive feast. If not, I will at least find a place to sit down with an espresso.
• Afternoon: Wine tasting at the Tenuta (or, the Beginning of the End): Back to the source. I fully intend to dedicate the afternoon to indulging in Tenuta del Poggio Antico's wine offerings. They produce their own wine. And I'm envisioning a leisurely tasting, getting to know the flavors, and potentially buying a few bottles to bring home (if they survive the return flight…another gamble).
• Evening: Sunset Serenity (and More Limoncello): Okay, this is critical. Find the perfect spot to watch the sunset. On the balcony, on the beach, anywhere! I'm talking the kind of sunset that makes you stop and appreciate life (even if it involves a few tears). And of course, a generous helping of limoncello. This is the perfect ending to my trip.
• Dinner: The last dinner. Make it count. Maybe it's the Tenuta's restaurant again, or perhaps I'll seek out a local place for a final taste of Ischian life.

Day 5: Ciao, Ischia (and the Hangover from Hell)

• Morning: One last breakfast with a view. One last lingering look at that amazing panorama. Pack up my belongings, hopefully remembering everything I've brought, not forgetting anything useful. I will cherish the memories.
• Transportation: Ferry back to Naples.
• Departure from Naples Airport: With a heavy heart and a luggage full of memories (and maybe a bottle or two of wine that could actually last a year), I depart from Naples, armed with life-changing insights (hopefully), and a renewed appreciation for Italian hospitality and the sheer, unadulterated beauty of Ischia. Or, you know, maybe I'll just be hungover, but still happy.

So, there you have it. This itinerary, like me, is a work in progress. And I suspect, after a week of this, I'll need another vacation. But hey, that's part of the fun, right? Wish me luck!

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Escape to Paradise: Tenuta Del Poggio Antico Awaits on Ischia! (Or, My Chaotic Italian Dream Vacation... Maybe?)

Okay, so, *Ischia*? Is it actually paradise? Or just another Instagram trap?

Alright, real talk. Ischia? It's...complicated. Look, the photos? Gorgeous. Turquoise water, bougainvillea spilling everywhere, sunsets you'd sell your soul for. And yes. It IS a *vibe*. But paradise? Depends on your definition. I’m pretty sure the Greeks thought it was important to name islands…and Ischia, is a powerful name. Let me put it this way: I went expecting a perfectly filtered life, and instead, I got…well, *me*. A sweaty, sunburned, slightly-hangry version of myself, wandering through ancient ruins and wrestling with the local dialect (which, let's be honest, is Italian by way of pure, unadulterated *passion*). Ischia is beautiful, but it's also…real. It's not always glamorous. You might get stuck behind a snail-paced scooter in the middle of a crowded road (happened to me…more than once). You might accidentally order something involving tentacles (trust me, I'm still processing *that* culinary adventure). It's a messy, wonderful, frustrating, breathtaking, and utterly unique place to visit. So, is it paradise? Maybe. But it's *my* paradise, and I'm still figuring it out.

Tenuta Del Poggio Antico: Worth the hype? Seriously, what's the deal?

Okay, *Tenuta Del Poggio Antico*. Now *that* is closer to paradise. Or, at least, very *close*. This place? It's stunning. Imagine sprawling vineyards, a gorgeous little cottage nestled perfectly into the hillside, with views that will genuinely take your breath away. And the *pool*? Let's just say I spent a significant portion of my trip horizontal in it, contemplating the meaning of life (and whether I should order another Aperol Spritz). But it's not just the beauty. The staff were absolutely lovely. Helpful, friendly, and genuinely happy to be there. The breakfast? Freshly baked pastries, local cheeses, and strong, delicious coffee that actually got me up and at ‘em! And the wine… oh, the wine. *That* is where the real magic happens. I think I ended up buying a case to bring home (it’s a blur, frankly). My biggest takeaway? It's the *feeling*. The calmness. The sense of being utterly, completely, and blissfully *away* from it all. Even though the internet was a bit spotty (which, honestly, was a *blessing in disguise*), it was exactly what I needed.

Anything I should be *really* prepared for? (Besides, y’know, the inevitable sunburn?)

**Traffic:** Oh. My. God. The roads are… tight. And the scooters? They are *everywhere*. Be prepared to honk. Be prepared to squeeze. Be prepared to probably feel like you’ve aged a decade after a few hours behind the wheel. And *PARKING*? Forget about it. Find a spot and pray to the gods of small Italian cars. **The Language Barrier:** Learn some basic Italian. Please. *Por favor*. Because even if you think you're good at charades, you're going to struggle. Learn the phrases for ordering food, asking for directions, and (most importantly) apologizing profusely for your ineptitude. Trust me; it goes a long way. **The Food:** Be brave. Embrace the unknown. And maybe, *maybe*, ask what "frutti di mare" actually *is* before you order it. (Okay, maybe not, that was an experience…and not always a good one! My stomach and I had a conversation…) One anecdote: I spent a solid hour trying to explain to a shop owner that I wanted a "watermelon." I kept saying "anguria," which I *thought* was right. Turns out, I was butchering it beyond recognition. He finally understood when I started miming eating one. The look on his face was priceless. He then proceeded to give me the *best* watermelon of my life. So yeah, embrace the mess.

What's the vibe? Is it for couples? Families? Solo travelers?

Honestly? All of the above! I saw everything. Young couples canoodling, families splashing in the pool, solo travelers like me, lost in their thoughts (or at least, lost in trying to figure out how to order the right gelato flavor). Tenuta Del Poggio Antico itself feels relatively couples and families focused, given it is a Villa style stay. Ischia in general, though, is much more varied. I loved wandering around by myself. I felt safe. I felt welcomed. But I also saw people on romantic getaways and big family holidays. It caters to a surprising number of different types of people. Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves, which, honestly, is what's important, right?

Okay, you mentioned the wine… Spill the beans. What was the *best* experience?

Alright, this is the part where I get all sentimental. One day, I wandered out to the vineyard at Tenuta Del Poggio Antico. The sun was just starting to dip below the horizon, painting everything in these incredible shades of orange and pink. It was the perfect time of day, with the temperature just right. And I somehow ended up talking to one of the owners, this super-charming Italian guy whose name I can't even remember now. He'd seen me wandering around and offered me a guided tour. He started telling me all about the grapes, the history of the vineyard, the *passion* that goes into the wine making. Then, he poured me a glass of their best red. And we just sat there, chatting for hours, watching the sunset. It was just…magic. Not even so much because of the wine (although, it was delicious!), but because of the atmosphere. The feeling of being completely present in that moment, surrounded by beauty and good company. It was a moment of pure, unadulterated *joy*. It's the kind of memory that I know will stick with me forever. Honestly, I'm getting a little choked up just thinking about it. That, more than anything, is why I'd call that a slice of paradise.

Any regrets? Anything you'd do differently?

Oh, absolutely! Regrets? Where do I begin? **I regret** not learning more Italian *before* I went. Seriously. I could have had so many more conversations, ordered so much more food, and avoided a few mortifying situations (including the aforementioned tentacle incident). **I also regret** not packing enough sunscreen. The sun is *brutal*! I still bear the scars (both physical and emotional, okay, maybe I'm being dramatic…) of those first few days. **I REALLY regret** not staying longer! I felt like I just scratched the surface of Ischia. There was so much more to explore, so many more coves to discover, so many more Aperol Spritzes to drink! **But, most importantly? I regret not being braver.** I chickened out of a few things, missed some opportunities, and stayed in my comfort zone a little too much. Next time, I'm going full-on Italian. I'm talking, embracing the chaos, speaking the language (kind of),Luxury Stay Blog

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