Escape to the Coast: Hoquiam's Premier Inn & Suites Awaits!
Escape to the Coast: Hoquiam's Premier Inn & Suites Awaits!
Escape to the Coast: Hoquiam's Premier Inn & Suites Awaits! (A Messy, Honest, and Completely Unfiltered Review)
Okay, folks, buckle up. This isn't your usual cookie-cutter hotel review. Forget the polished perfection, we're diving headfirst into the Hoquiam experience, specifically at the… uh… Premier Inn & Suites. They said "Escape to the Coast," so let's see if it delivered. I'll be your brutally honest guide, navigating the sometimes-murky waters of Hoquiam hospitality.
First things first: Getting there and Getting In. Okay, so the airport transfer option is probably a bit of a stretch for Hoquiam, unless you're flying in on a pterodactyl. Car park [free of charge]? YES! That's a massive win. Parking can be the bane of my existence, so a free, on-site spot gets things off to a good start. Check-in/out [express]? Kinda. It wasn't blazing fast, but the front desk [24-hour] was definitely there and friendly, ready to hand over the key after a long drive and the key to my salvation for a vacation.
Accessibility & Things That Actually Matter: Alright, let’s be real, accessibility's important. While they list "Facilities for disabled guests," details are KEY. Is it truly wheelchair accessible? Are the halls wide enough? What's the deal with the bathrooms? Without specifics, it's hard to say. This is where the hotel could have lost me, but didn’t. The exterior corridor setup gave me peace of mind, made me feel like I didn't need to ask the front desk about it.
The Room, Ah…The Room: Okay, I'm gonna start with the positives. They had Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!. HUGE. I’m talking massive, life-saving, gotta-have-it. Okay, I might be exaggerating because sometimes the wifi gets a little shaky, and I’m not a tech expert. "Internet access – wireless" is the key phrase I'm looking for, and they deliver. “Air conditioning” (and the fact that it worked!) in the room was a godsend because it got really hot. Okay I’m being silly, they had “Air conditioning” in the public areas. I’m sorry, there I go again. And a Refrigerator! I love having a cold drink always at my fingertips, which is a win.
Now, the messy bits. “Blackout curtains” – yes! Crucial. "Non-smoking rooms" – thankfully. That nasty cigarette smell? A dealbreaker. "Bathroom phone?" I… didn't use it, but hey, options! "Slippers"? Nope. "Bathrobes"? Nope again. "Safe box"? I didn’t use it, so I’m not sure. And I don’t remember seeing a scale, but I didn't look that closely. The “Daily housekeeping” seemed a bit spotty. My bed was sometimes made, sometimes it wasn’t. It’s not a massive deal, but it’s worth noting.
The Food Maze: So, dining. Okay, there are “Restaurants.” Plural! Which is a good start. "Room service [24-hour]?" They advertise it, but I didn't test it. I was too busy exploring. “Breakfast [buffet]?” Yes! And, I gotta say, the breakfast was… well, standard. You get your eggs (sometimes rubbery), your sausages (mostly tasty), your toast (toasted), and your coffee (essential). The “Asian breakfast” intrigued me. You could make your own congee? That's pretty cool… for Hoquiam. “Coffee/tea maker” in the room? Excellent. “Bottle of water”? Yep. The “Alternative meal arrangement” wasn't mentioned, but then I didn't have to. And the “Desserts in restaurant” was a little disappointing because I was too full to get it.
Swimming Pool, Spa & Relaxation (Attempted): Look, the "Swimming pool [outdoor]" was there. But the “Pool with view”? Nope. Let's be honest, it's Hoquiam. The view is probably mostly parking lot. The "Spa/sauna" list seems overly ambitious, there's no mention of it in the hotel itself. My attempt at "Body scrub" was a joke. Same with the “Body wrap”. No “Gym/fitness.” So, if you're looking for a zen retreat, adjust your expectations. I ended up relaxing on the bed.
Cleanliness and Safety – The Modern Essentials: Okay, important stuff. Daily disinfection in common areas? Good. Hand sanitizer? Present and accounted for. Staff trained in safety protocol? Seemed so. Rooms sanitized between stays? Hopefully. I mean, I hope so. "Anti-viral cleaning products?" Fingers crossed. "Cashless payment service"? YES. "Smoke alarms"? Yes. "Fire extinguisher"? Yes! The "Safe dining setup" was decent, and I was impressed that there were “Individually-wrapped food options”. It really does give you a peace of mind.
Getting Around & Amenities That Matter: Car park [free of charge]? We already covered it and it really is a win. "Laundry service?" Check. "Gift/souvenir shop?" Nope."Concierge?" I didn’t need one. "Elevator?" Yes. "Luggage storage?” Yes. This is a hotel that knows what people want.
The Emotional Verdict… and an Offer!
Look, the Premier Inn & Suites isn't the Ritz. It's Hoquiam. And it’s… fine. It’s clean enough, the free Wi-Fi rocks, and the free parking is a game-changer. It's a solid base camp for exploring the area. But, let's be real, it's far from perfect. It’s a little rough around the edges, but that's part of its charm. It works.
Here’s the Deal:
Book NOW and Get:
- A free upgrade (subject to availability) to a room with an actual view (that's a joke, kinda).
- A Hoquiam-themed welcome gift basket filled with… something! (Think local snacks, not gold doubloons).
- My guarantee: You won’t encounter any pirates (because, let's be honest, Hoquiam's not that exciting), but you might find a hidden gem or two!
Why book here? Because you're ready for a real escape, a bit of adventure, and a comfy place to crash after you explore the rainforest. It won't be the most glamorous vacation, but it just might be the most honest. And honestly, sometimes that's all you need.
Click here to book your escape to Hoquiam's Premier Inn & Suites! (And maybe ask about that extra coffee)
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Alright, let's do this. A travel itinerary for the epic, potentially disastrous, and definitely human experience of… Hoquiam, Washington! And yes, we're staying at the Inn & Suites. Buckle up, buttercups, because this is gonna be a wild ride.
Hoquiam Hustle: A (Probably) Unrealistic Itinerary
(Disclaimer: This itinerary is a suggestion, a guideline, a flimsy excuse for me to eat all the clam chowder. Actual execution? Subject to the whims of weather, wifi, and my own existential dread.)
Day 1: Arrival and Acquaintance with Dampness (and Maybe Despair?)
- 1:00 PM - Arrival at Inn & Suites, Hoquiam. Okay, first things first: parking situation? Pray for a spot. *Anecdote: Last time I stayed in a "budget" inn, I swear I saw a tumbleweed roll through the lobby. Fingers crossed this is slightly less, shall we say, *rustic. Check-in. Breathe. Unpack. Assess the room's feng shui. (Is there a view? Because I'm paying, dammit!)
- 1:30 PM - Room Tour and Assessment. Okay, the room… It's giving "hospital adjacent." Not bad, necessarily. But definitely not the Ritz. *Rant: Let's be honest, most hotel art is depressing. Abstract blobs of color on stretched canvas. Does anyone actually *like* it?* Find the coffee maker. Pray it works. This is key survival.
- 2:00 PM - Reacquaint Myself With Reality (and Probably Mild Panic). Okay, so I have to admit I didn't do a TON of research on Hoquiam, and like an idiot was surprised, it's… wet. And apparently a little bit of a blast from the past. But hey, that's what I came for, right? Sort of.
- 2:30 PM - The Great Clam Chowder Quest Begins. Google Maps is my friend. Looking for a legit local spot with clam chowder that's "to die for." Quirky Observation: I'm going to be judging this clam chowder with the same level of absurd seriousness usually reserved for Michelin star restaurants.
- 3:30 PM - Chowder Conundrum. Found a place! (Hopefully). Emotional Reaction: The thrill of the hunt! This is what life is all about! Or at least, this afternoon is about finding a delicious bowl of creamy goodness.
- 4:30 PM - Walk Around. Explore the town. Hopefully, not get rained on. Messy Rambling: Okay, so the weather is probably going to be miserable. Don't worry, I packed my big waterproof jacket (which probably still leaks a little). I am going to embrace the dampness. I must.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at the (hopefully) fabulous restaurant. Maybe seafood? Maybe not?
- 7:30 PM - Back to the Inn Netflix and chill.
- 9:00 PM - Sleep.
Day 2: Coastal Capers (and Possible Meltdown)
- 8:00 AM - Wake Up. Coffee time! Is the coffee maker functional? Pray for a miracle.
- 8:30 AM - Breakfast. The Inn probably has a "continental" breakfast, which means stale pastries and lukewarm coffee. Opinionated Language: I'm prepared to be unimpressed. But if they have a decent bagel, I'll be a happy camper.
- 9:30 AM - Drive to the beach and walk around.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch.
- 1:00 PM - Drive around the area. Try to find any interesting or unusual places.
- 4:00 PM - Drive Back and Rest. Head back to the Inn and start planning the next day.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner.
- 7:30 PM - Back to the Inn. Watch some TV.
- 9:00 PM - Sleep.
Day 3: Farewell (and Possibly a Mental Breakdown)
- 8:00 AM - Wake Up. You know the drill.
- 8:30 AM - Pack and Breakfast.
- 9:00 AM - Last stroll around town.
- 10:00 AM - check out and go.
- 10:30 AM - Drive back home.
Final Thoughts:
This is Hoquiam! Expect the unexpected. Bring your rubber boots. Embrace the slightly melancholy beauty of the Pacific Northwest. And most importantly, be prepared to laugh at yourself. Because, let's face it, travel is a constant series of delightful disasters. Wish me luck!
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Escape to the Coast: Hoquiam's Premier Inn & Suites Awaits!...Or Does It? (FAQ Edition!)
Okay, so...Premier Inn & Suites. Is it REALLY "Premier?" I'm skeptical.
Oh, honey, let's be real. "Premier" is a word they slap on everything, right? Like, my cat considers herself the "Premier Napping Specialist."
Look, the Hoquiam Premier Inn & Suites isn't the Ritz. Let's get that out in the open. It's… comfortable. Clean, usually. The breakfast situation? Don't get your hopes up for a Michelin-starred omelet station. Think more along the lines of lukewarm scrambled eggs, and maybe a waffle maker if you're lucky (and don't mind waiting in line behind someone's toddler who's clearly running the show).
But here's the thing: it's *on the coast*. And sometimes, after a long drive and the relentless gray of the Pacific Northwest, a clean bed, a lukewarm egg, and a decent view of the Grays Harbor are all you need. It's Premier *enough*, if that makes sense. Just don't expect the Queen to be dropping in for tea. (Unless, of course, she's really lost and needs a room… and the waffle maker.)
The website says "Stunning Ocean Views!"… Are we talking postcard-worthy?
Alright, alright, let me tell you about MY "Stunning Ocean View" experience. I booked a room, giddy with anticipation, picturing myself sipping coffee while gazing at majestic waves. Reality? My "ocean view" was *mostly* the backside of the building next door, with a sliver of water peeking through the gap. I’m talking, like, you had to lean *way* out the window, squint, AND mentally edit out the rusty old boat sitting in the parking lot of the seafood place.
Now, to be fair, some rooms *do* have a better view. I've SEEN them. But be prepared to plead, bargain, or maybe just channel your inner negotiator. Tell them you're the Queen (see above) and demand a "Stunning" view. Or, you know, just call ahead to confirm. Just… temper your expectations.
Is it pet-friendly? Because my fluffy beast is basically royalty.
Yes! The Premier Inn & Suites is pet-friendly, which is HUGE. Listen, traveling with a furry friend is a COMMITMENT. You're basically signing up to be a 24/7 poop-scooping, anxiety-soothing, treat-dispensing machine.
BUT! Read the fine print about size and breed restrictions. And, for heaven's sake, clean up after your majestic beast. The staff is generally lovely, but even they have their limits when it comes to…uh… "deposits" left in the hallways. Just don't be that person, okay?
What's the Wi-Fi situation like? Because, sadly, I still need to occasionally *work* (ugh).
Okay, here's the Wi-Fi lowdown, straight from the trenches. It's... variable. Sometimes it's blazing fast, the internet gods smiling down and bestowing their digital blessings. Other times? It’s like trying to stream video through, I don't know, a dial-up modem powered by a hamster wheel.
I've had moments of glory, perfectly synced Zoom meetings, and then I've had… well, one particularly memorable experience where I spent an hour desperately trying to upload a PowerPoint presentation while the connection buffered and stuttered and generally humiliated me in front of my colleagues. (The presentation later disappeared anyway – I believe I heard the ghosts of dial-up weep.)
My advice? Bring a backup plan. A mobile hotspot? A carrier pigeon? Okay, maybe not the pigeon. But be prepared for potential Wi-Fi drama. And maybe, just maybe, embrace the opportunity to actually *disconnect* for a while. Shocking, I know.
Is there a pool or hot tub? Because, let's face it, a good soak is mandatory on a coastal getaway.
Yes! There is indeed a pool and hot tub. But let me share a STORY. One time, I decided to treat myself. Needed to unwind, soak the travel kinks out. I walked in, and there they were, the beautiful, shimmering pools of relaxation.
But… It was… the temperature of a refreshing spring. A bracing dip, let's say. More of a “chilling experience” than a "relaxing soak." Now, I'm a fairly sturdy individual. But even I was shivering uncontrollably. I lasted. Not. Even. Five. Minutes. The hot tub was a little warmer at least. But do check the temperature before you commit to a full-on swim. Otherwise, you might find yourself huddled in your bathrobe, contemplating the meaning of life… or at least, the meaning of lukewarm water.
On a positive note, at least the hot tub was cleaner than some I've seen. That's a win, right?
What's nearby? Can I actually, you know, *do* things?
Hoquiam is a charming, slightly quirky town. And, YES, you can DO things. The hotel is close to the waterfront, and the Grays Harbor Historical Seaport is definitely worth a visit. You can see old wooden boats and learn the history of the harbor.
There are a few restaurants nearby, ranging from casual seafood shacks to…well, a few other places. Don't expect Michelin-star dining, but you'll find something to fill your belly. Do a little exploring, walk along the beach, and breathe in that glorious, salty air. (Just be prepared for the occasional strong wind. And maybe pack a good jacket.)
Okay, so, overall… should I stay here? Be honest!
Look, it depends what you're looking for. If you're seeking luxury and opulence, then maybe this ISN'T the place. But if you're looking for a clean, comfortable place to rest your head, a gateway to the beautiful Washington coast, then… yeah, absolutely.
The staff are generally friendly (and they've seen it all, trust me). It's pet-friendly, and as long as you manage your expectations (and maybe pack a sweater for the pool), you'll have a perfectly pleasant stay. It's not perfect. It's not always "Premier." But it’s real. It’s a coastal escape. And sometimes, that’s all you need. Just don’t expect the waffle maker to greet you like a long-lost friend first thing in the morning.
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